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Kennedy Bono Sick Humor

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A little dark Michael Kennedy/Sonny Bono humor:

TO BE SUNG TO THE TUNE, "I GOT YOU, BABE"

Mike:
They say that we can' t go down the hill,
Before we go we really should write a will.

Sonny:
Well I don't know if all that's true,
Watch out for that bush, 'cause I think it really grew.

Sonny:
Tree

Both:
I hit you, tree.
I hit you, tree.

Mike:
They say football on skis is really dumb,
Before we know it we' ll both be very numb.

Sonny:
I guess that's so, the wind's in our hair,
You did the sitter, but baby I did Cher.

Sonny:
Tree

Both:
I hit you, tree.
I hit you, tree.

Sonny:
I got flowers on my grave.
It was stupid. We seemed brave.

Mike:
And we weren't drunk, just acting like clowns.
We didn't see the tree, but we sure found the ground.

Mike:
Don't let them say that we can't ski,
We were doin' pretty good 'til we hit that goddamn tree.

Sonny:
So I put my little hand on the branch,
Thought I'd break my fall, but wound up buying the ranch.

Sonny:
Tree

Both:
I hit you, tree.
I hit you, tree.

Sonny:
I had Cher to hold my hand.

Mike:
She had you then found a real man.

Sonny:
I had Newt to think with me.

Mike:
I had Ted to drink with me.
I went and kissed that tree goodnight.
Split my skull from left to right.
I hit the tree, I can't let go.
My blood is dripping on the snow.

Both:
I hit you, tree.
I hit you, tree.
I hit you, tree.
I hit you, tree.

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Submitted on: 27 December 1998 by Ropa
Joke ID: 1199

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