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Boys Talking About Their Daddy Smoking

My Daddy smokes, and he can blow smoke rings."

The second little boy pipes up: "Well, my Dad smokes, too, and can blow smoke out of his eyes."

The third little boy, not to be outdone responds: "My Dad can
blow smoke out of his butt."

"Really, have you seen it?" reply the boys.

The third boy responds: "No, but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear....."