Roadkill Cafe


Roadkill Cafe CANINE CUISINE "You'll eat like a hog... when you taste our dog"
Slab of Lab 2.35
Pit Bull Pot Pie 1.95
Cocker Cutlets 3.85
Shar-Pei Filet 5.95
Poodles 'N' Noodles 5.15
Snippet of Whippet 4.85
Collie Hit by a Trolley 3.65
German Shepard Pie 3.15
Round of Hound 4.25

GUESS THAT MESS A Daily Special Treat If you can guess what it is... You Eat It For Free!

LATE NIGHT DELIGHT Served Fresh Each Night - After Dark
Rack of Racoon 3.95
Smear of Deer 4.95
Awesome Possum 1.95
Cheap Sheep 4.35
Road Pizza 5.75
Eating food is more fun When you know it was hit on the run!

Center Line Bovine Tastes real good straight from the hood 4.95
The Chicken That didn't cross the road 3.95
Flat Cat Served as a single or in a stack 2.95

A TASTE OF THE WILDE SIDE (Still in the hide)
Chunk of Skunk 1.95
Mashed Moose Meatballs 2.95
Smidgen of Pigeon 1.95
Splat of Rat 3.55
Road Toad a la Mode 1.65
Shake 'N' Bake Snake 2.25
Whippoorwill on a Grill 3.30
Rigor Mortis Tortoise Aged to Perfection 6.75
Narrow Sparrow .55
Thumper a la Bumper 3.75

BAG 'N' GAG "Take out special" Anything Dead, on Bread


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Submitted on: 23 July 1998 by Big Al
Joke ID: 545


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