A Drunk And A Nun


There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean REALLY REALLY drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.

As he tumbled out the door he saw a num walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really suprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.

This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.

By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much so then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said ....

"Not very strong tonight, are you batman."


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Submitted on: 26 January 1999 by Vicki Maupin
Joke ID: 1436


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