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Seductive Woman In Bar

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A beautiful redhead sat down at the bar in a rural pub and gestured seductively to the barman. When he came over, she signaled for him to bring his face close to hers. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she purred, running her hands up into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," the barman answered hoarsely. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continued huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies' room."

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Submitted on: 27 September 1998 by Buster Love
Joke ID: 701

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