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His And Hers New Year's Resolutions And Goals

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His & Hers New Year's Resolutions & Goals
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The Basic Difference Between HIS (Y) and HERS (X)

X: ONLY one chocolate bar per week
Y: ONLY three nights at topless bar per week

X: Workout - Jog/Step Bench 5 times week
Y: Move furniture to find lost little black book and bedroom TV remote

X: Go on romantic second date with Bob/Accounting
Y: Score on second date with Suzy/Marketing

X: Subscribe to Shape/Fitness Magazine
Y: Call 1-800 number to get on Victoria's Secret catalog mailing list

X: Get organized/clean house
Y: Give old Penthouse mags to Goodwill (or younger brother)

X: Read More / Less TV
Y: Buy Dish - More sports channels!!

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Submitted on: 19 February 1999 by Vicki Maupin
Joke ID: 1693

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