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Benefits Of Being Female

-We got off the Titanic first.
-We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
-We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
-We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
-Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.
-We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
-We can cry and get off speeding fines.
-We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers......Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
-Taxis stop for us.
-We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
-We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.