A new two-year degree is being offered at Life University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you too, can be a real man.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, too, can do housework
MEN 103 PMS - Learn when to keep your mouth shut
MEN 104 We do not want sleazy under things for Christmas
Winter Schedule
MEN 110 Laundry techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the female response to getting in at 4 am
MEN 112 Parenting; It doesn't end with conception
EAT 100 Get a life, Learn to cook
EAT 101 Learn to clean up after cooking
ECON 100 What's hers is hers
Spring Schedule
MEN 120 How NOT to act like an asshole when you're wrong
MEN 121 Understanding your incompetence
MEN 122 You, the weaker sex
MEN 123 Reasons to give flowers
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule
SEX 101 You CAN fall asleep without it
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If it's awake, Take a shower
MEN 201 How to stay awake after sex
MEN 202 How to put the toilet seat down
Elective (See Below)
Winter Schedule
MEN 210 The Remote Control, Overcoming your dependency
MEN 211 How to not act younger than your children
MEN 212 You, too, can be a designated driver
MEN 213 Honest, You don't look like Tom Cruise (especially when naked)
MEN 214 Her birthdays and anniversaries are important
Spring Schedule
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! From your vocabulary (Pass/Fail only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the blanket after farting is NOT necessary
MEN 222 Asking for directions
MEN 223 Thirty minutes of begging is NOT considered foreplay
Elective (See Below)
Elective Courses
EAT 102 Utilization of eating utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
EAT 220 Learning about foods other than chips and beer
MEN 230 Mothers-in-Law
MEN 231 Appear to be listening
MEN 232 Just saying "Yes Dear"
ECON 101 Cheaper to keep her - The cost of divorce
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