Dating in the 1950's


It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door,the girls father answers and invites him in.

"Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?", he says. Uh, thank you, sir." says Bobby. Carries father asks Bobby what they're planning to do.

Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

Carries father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby so he asks Carries dad to repeat it.

"Yeah'" says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!."

Well, Bobby doesn't quite know what to think, but his plan for the evening is beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she is ready to go. Almost breathles with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screems: "Dammit Daddy! ITS CALLED THE TWIST!"


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Submitted on: 5 February 1998 by Purple Hayes
Joke ID: 186


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