Woman Dies Well Maybe


A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"


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Submitted on: 24 February 1999 by Bob Sloop
Joke ID: 1713


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