Sick Husband


A women accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said: "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die:

1. Each morning , fix him a healthy breakfast.
2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.
3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.
4. For dinner, prepare him an especially nice meal.
5. Don't burden him with chores as he probably had a hard day.
6. Don't discuss your problems with him.
7. And most importantly, have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor said to her. "You're going to die" she replied.


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Submitted on: 20 November 1998 by Ropa
Joke ID: 958


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