Chinese Couple On Their Wedding Night


A Chinese couple get married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, I know this you first time and you are afraid ... I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?"

"I want a 69" she replies.

"You want beef with broccoli?!?!?!"


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Submitted on: 21 August 1998 by The Salty Sailor
Joke ID: 646


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