Why Married Men Gain Weight

Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed.

Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.

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Submitted on: 17 March 1998 by Gary Phelps
Joke ID: 224

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