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Husband And Wife Do Yard Work

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THE GRILL
A man and his wife are doing yard work. Husband says to wife, "Your butt is as wide as the grill." She ignores his remark. A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and goes over to his wife while she is bending over working in a flower bed. He measures her rear end and gasps, "Geeze, honey, it IS as wide as the grill!" She again ignores his remark.

Later that night, while in bed, husband starts to feel frisky. He rolls over to start something with his wife and she calmly rolls away from him saying, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little weiner, you're out of your mind!"

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Submitted on: 23 March 1998 by Jonie Jaouni
Joke ID: 233

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