The Money Collector


The New York mafia hires a deaf-mute man to collect its protection money, figuring he can't sing if he gets caught. In his first week the collector picks up more than NULL0,000. The second week he stashes the money and tries to leave town, but the mafia guys catch him and use an interpreter to grill him.

"Ask him where the money is," says the don, and the interpreter signs, "Where's
the money?"

The collector signs, "I don't know what you're talking about," and the interpreter says, "He don't know what you're talking about."

The don then pulls out a .38 and puts it in the deaf guy's ear. "Now ask him
where the money is." The deaf guy signs frantically, "It's in Central Park, in
the third tree stump on the left from the West 81st Street entrance."

The interpreter says, "He says he still don't know what you're talking about,
and that you don't have the nerve to pull the trigger."


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Submitted on: 25 March 1999 by Buster Love
Joke ID: 1948


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