Condom Salesman


"Quality is supposed to be our most important product..."

A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came a woman who, seeing the two cute babies, smiled:

"Aren't they cute. What are their names?"

The man, giving the lady an angry look, replied: "I don't know."

The lady asked again: "Well, are they boys or girls?"

The man, now looking angrier than before, replied "I really don't know."

The woman then started to scold the man: "What kind of a rotten father are you?"

The man sneered: "I am not their father! I am just a condom salesman and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company!"


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Submitted on: 17 September 1998 by The Salty Sailor
Joke ID: 678


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