A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came a woman who, seeing the two cute babies, smiled:
"Aren't they cute. What are their names?"
The man, giving the lady an angry look, replied: "I don't know."
The lady asked again: "Well, are they boys or girls?"
The man, now looking angrier than before, replied "I really don't know."
The woman then started to scold the man: "What kind of a rotten father are you?"
The man sneered: "I am not their father! I am just a condom salesman and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company!"