The Russion takes a bottle of Vodka, throws it in the air and shoots
it. "In Russia, we have lots of Vodka!", he bellows
Not to be outdone, the Frenchman takes a bottle of Dom Perignon,
tosses it in the air and shoots it. "In France we have lots of
Champane", he hollers.
The Canadian casually sits down, places a six pack of beer beside him,
draws his gun, shoots the Frenchman and says " In Canada we have lots
of Frenchmen"