When you are finished, don't hang up until the FBI
finishes tracing the call. Have a nice day.
If you are male and would like to leave a message for the president, press 9.
If you are female and would like to leave a message for the president, press M-O-T-E-L-6.
To leave a message for Mrs. Clinton, press N-O-T-N-O-W.
If you are male and would like to leave a message
for Chelsea, press N-O-W-A-Y.
To leave a message for Buddy, press D-O-G.
To leave a message for Socks, press D-O-G-F-O-O-D.
To leave a message for Roger Clinton, press A-A.
To leave a message for Ted Kennedy, Press 7-A-N-D-7.
If you are from Arkansas, ask the next person who walks by to show you which button has a 2 on in and then press it.
If you are calling with a question about affirmative action, press 3 and step to the back of the phone booth.
If you are calling to arrange a night in the Lincoln bedroom, press D-O-L-L-A-R.
If you are calling to arrange a White House coffee, press Y-E-N.
If you are calling to support Hillary's birth control program, press F-R-I-G-I-D.
If you are calling to leave a message for Janet Reno, press W-A-C-O.
To leave a message for the president's advisor on women's rights, press O-J.
To leave a message for a member of Congress, press B-I-G-D-O-N-O-T-H-I-N-G.
To leave a message for the Gore 2000 campaign, press H-O-P-E-L-E-S-S.
If you wish to make a complaint, press B-I-T-E-M-E.
To speak to an operator, press 0.
To speak to a slick operator, stay on the line and the president will answer your call shortly.
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