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How To Cook A Turkey

STEP 1: Go buy a turkey
STEP 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) or JD
STEP 3: Put turkey in the oven
STEP 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
STEP 5: Set the degree at 375
STEP 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
STEP 7: Turn oven the on
STEP 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
STEP 9: Turk the bastey
STEP 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
STEP 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
STEP 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
STEP 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
STEP 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
STEP 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
STEP 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
STEP 17: Turk the carvey
STEP 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
STEP 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
STEP 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
DO NOT READ THIS DRUNK