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Why Mulder and Scully Don't Pirate Software

1. Software piracy frowned upon even at the highest levels.
2. "Cloning" software is not something Cancer Man had in mind.
3. Pirated software likely to contain virus that will mutate your computer.
4. Punishment for pirating software: Forced cross-breeding with Aliens at Area 51.
5. You can't keep software piracy a secret. The truth is out there at http://www.nopiracy.com