XI Commandment


XI Commandment

Last week a very important meeting took place among God, the Pope, and Moses. They were troubled because the President of the United States was behaving in an inappropriate manner.

They decided that the only course of action was to create an 11th Commandment to get their message across. Now the problem remained exactly how to word this new commandment so that it matched the other commandments in style & holy inspiration.

After great meditation & discussion, they concluded:

"XI. Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."


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Submitted on: 16 February 1999 by Vicki Maupin
Joke ID: 1665


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