Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...
You a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's
all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet
tab and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some
more!
It doesn't matter it can't kill ya.........you're already dead!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars
from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! If you get cancer - no
biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow...that's....awesome!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack,
Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go bankrupt...well you're
dead anyhow.
Guy: Amazing!
Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great
big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You
can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're
dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: No.....
Demon: You're gonna hate Fridays....
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